{"id":13597,"date":"2019-02-02T20:00:06","date_gmt":"2019-02-02T19:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/?p=13597"},"modified":"2020-04-20T21:33:56","modified_gmt":"2020-04-20T19:33:56","slug":"de-trange-motedressene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/?p=13597","title":{"rendered":"De trange motedressene"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De er overalt rundt deg. P\u00c3\u00a5 alle kanter og i alle himmelretninger. La g\u00c3\u00a5 at dette er retroposting<br \/>\nfra &laquo;gammel web&raquo;. <a href=\"http:\/\/no.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/2014\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Fem<\/a> \u00c3\u00a5r senere er basisen den samme. I svart, bl\u00c3\u00a5tt, <a href=\"http:\/\/nettavisen.cdn.drpublish.aptoma.no\/images\/article\/2014\/04\/01\/5184890\/1\/w900\/Casall.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">gr\u00c3\u00b8nt<\/a>, rosa eller hva<br \/>\ndet m\u00c3\u00a5tte v\u00c3\u00a6re. Joggende, svettende og trenede kropper.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>De \u00c3\u00a5letrange \u00c2\u00abkondomdraktene\u00c2\u00bb. V\u00c3\u00a5r tids <a href=\"http:\/\/www.side2.no\/trening\/dette-er-varens-hotteste-treningsty-trender\/5184852.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">uniform<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Se meg<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>De aller flest trender kommer og g\u00c3\u00a5r igjen. Akkurat som med <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Yo-yo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Jojo`en<\/a>, diverste godterier, nyvinninger ved p\u00c3\u00a5sketider, &laquo;nye&raquo; oppfinnelser og slikt. Men noe forblir. V\u00c3\u00a5r tids nye &laquo;folkeuniform&raquo; ser ut til \u00c3\u00a5 ha kommet for \u00c3\u00a5 bli. Nesten like klamt og slitsomt som den gneldrete bestemora p\u00c3\u00a5 uendelige \u00c3\u00a5r, du aldri blir kvitt.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-13633 size-full\" title=\"Se og bli sett. Foto: Coffee, Pixabay.\" src=\"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/balance-2765497_1920.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"678\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/balance-2765497_1920.jpg 678w, http:\/\/stripa.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/balance-2765497_1920-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 678px) 100vw, 678px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Det handler om \u00c3\u00a5 se meg, bli sett og gj\u00c3\u00b8re som meg. Det <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/21st_century\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">21. \u00c3\u00a5rhundrets<\/a> mest tvilsomme mantra og agendaen av dem alle. Dressene for de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.klikk.no\/kvinneguiden\/mote\/article813863.ece\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">fremre<\/a>. Dressene for de slanke og smekre. Dressene for deg som vil fjerne fedme. Dressene for de som er vellykkede og godt med penger i hende.<\/p>\n<p>Moter, mot eller mot er. Velg selv.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ingen dybde<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>De blir kanskje spreke, t\u00c3\u00b8ffere enn toget og lykkelige. Ihvertfall for en liten stund. S\u00c3\u00a5 var det jo dette med dybden da. Kan godt tenkes at disse menneskene faktisk har noe mellom \u00c3\u00b8rene. La oss i det minste h\u00c3\u00a5pe p\u00c3\u00a5 det. For <a href=\"http:\/\/www.norge.no\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">landet<\/a> og fremtidens skyld. Det blir ingen dybde igjennom kl\u00c3\u00a6r.<\/p>\n<p>For spillet handler kun om det ytre. Som med en fin bil, joda det er helt ok med noe fint \u00c3\u00a5 se p\u00c3\u00a5.<br \/>\nMen virker ikke det inni bilen, s\u00c3\u00a5 er det bare \u00c3\u00a5 vrake det. Med mennesker s\u00c3\u00a5 b\u00c3\u00b8r man styre unna<br \/>\nom det kun g\u00c3\u00a5r p\u00c3\u00a5 ytre ting. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tAUAA8jkF4k\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Slik<\/a> gj\u00c3\u00b8r vi i Stripa det.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Konklusjonen<\/strong>: er at du muligens er sprek, t\u00c3\u00b8ff og like slank som en lyktestolpe. Men fortsatt like tjukk<br \/>\ni huet. Vi n\u00c3\u00b8yer v\u00c3\u00a5rs med \u00c3\u00a5 scanne rett inn i <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jogging_pants\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">joggebuksen<\/a> og genseren. Like uanstrengt og forn\u00c3\u00b8yd<br \/>\nsom f\u00c3\u00b8r.<\/p>\n<p>Artikkelen ble skrevet 02. februar 2019, 20:00.<br \/>\nDen ble oppdatert 19. april 2020, 22:00.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>De er overalt rundt deg. P\u00c3\u00a5 alle kanter og i alle himmelretninger. La g\u00c3\u00a5 at dette er retroposting fra &laquo;gammel web&raquo;. Fem \u00c3\u00a5r senere er basisen den samme. I svart, bl\u00c3\u00a5tt, gr\u00c3\u00b8nt, rosa eller hva <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/?p=13597\" title=\"De trange motedressene\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13635,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,23],"tags":[1063,2637,1362,3199,28,1154,912,1542,2408,1361,1744,3315,542,916,3314,3292,1754,3308,3310,683,1503,172,29,1898,603,496,3313,1220,18,3040,697,705,3309,3291,3290,3312,3289,497,61,16,3316,3085,495,544,494,166,6,1105,664,3311,101],"class_list":{"0":"post-13597","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-feltloggings","8":"category-dritmokk","9":"tag-1063","10":"tag-2637","11":"tag-absurd","12":"tag-absurdia","13":"tag-aktuelt","14":"tag-akuelt","15":"tag-ansvar","16":"tag-broff","17":"tag-broh","18":"tag-bruff","19":"tag-bruh","20":"tag-bullskeit","21":"tag-dagligdags","22":"tag-dagliglivet","23":"tag-de-gale-trendene","24":"tag-dikt","25":"tag-duh","26":"tag-fornuft","27":"tag-fornuft-vs-galskap","28":"tag-galskap","29":"tag-hverdagslig","30":"tag-hverdagsliv","31":"tag-i-media","32":"tag-i-tiden","33":"tag-ironi","34":"tag-kritikk","35":"tag-kropspress","36":"tag-livsstil","37":"tag-media","38":"tag-mediastriper","39":"tag-medier","40":"tag-meninger","41":"tag-mote","42":"tag-mote-og-sant","43":"tag-motegreier","44":"tag-motepress","45":"tag-moter","46":"tag-nett-pa-sak","47":"tag-norge","48":"tag-oslo","49":"tag-rablerier-raljering-rett-pa-sak","50":"tag-raljering","51":"tag-samfunn","52":"tag-sarkasme","53":"tag-satire","54":"tag-skriblerier","55":"tag-stripa","56":"tag-tanker","57":"tag-trender","58":"tag-trening","59":"tag-verden"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13597"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13634,"href":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13597\/revisions\/13634"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}