{"id":13693,"date":"2020-04-22T01:34:54","date_gmt":"2020-04-21T23:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/?p=13693"},"modified":"2020-04-22T01:34:54","modified_gmt":"2020-04-21T23:34:54","slug":"annerledes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stripa.nu\/?p=13693","title":{"rendered":"Annerledes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I <a href=\"https:\/\/no.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hvervenbukta\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Hververnbukta<\/a> sv\u00c3\u00b8mmer familien Svane. Tidligere er det meldt at vannet er krystallklart i Venezia. Stillheten. Ventingen. Illsinte <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=S3ezF040vTk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">ordf\u00c3\u00b8rere<\/a> p\u00c3\u00a5 sosiale medier. De venter. Alle sammen. Innend\u00c3\u00b8rs.<br \/>\nP\u00c3\u00a5 v\u00c3\u00a5ren. Forl\u00c3\u00b8sningen. Renselsen.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Alle h\u00c3\u00b8rer vi det. P\u00c3\u00a5 arabisk. Dansk. Fransk. Tysk. Eller kanskje p\u00c3\u00a5 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sVkVgpQ7H9c\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Italiensk<\/a>.<br \/>\nDet blir bedre.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stillheten<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>De tomme gatene. Stengte butikker. Kj\u00c3\u00b8pesentrene er blitt 1967 igjen. Men denne gangen kan ikke <a href=\"https:\/\/no.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fleksnes_fataliteter\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Marve<\/a> g\u00c3\u00a5 p\u00c3\u00a5 posten. For \u00c3\u00a5 sende brev til seg selv. Vi bruker sosiale medier. Spiser middag online.<br \/>\nJobber hjemmeifra. Kjeder oss. Griner. Lager nye barn. Venter. Noen ber. Andre ser.<\/p>\n<p>I samme b\u00c3\u00a5ten er vi alle. Men hvor stor er b\u00c3\u00a5ten? <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Noah%27s_Ark\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Noahs ark<\/a>? Danskeb\u00c3\u00a5ten? Kanskje naboens<br \/>\nsnekke. S\u00c3\u00a5 mange sp\u00c3\u00b8rsm\u00c3\u00a5l og nuvel s\u00c3\u00a5 f\u00c3\u00a5 svar. Du m\u00c3\u00a5 vente. Den samstemte beskjeden.<\/p>\n<p>Lyden av knappen\u00c3\u00a5l som treffer bakken eller et <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Squirrel\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">ekorn<\/a> som hopper fra tre til p\u00c3\u00a5 jakt etter en godbit.<br \/>\nEn ensom herr eller fru som haster til butikken. Ser seg rundt, skynder seg avsted.<br \/>\nSkyldf\u00c3\u00b8lelsen hvisker i ivrig samtale med <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wind\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">vindens<\/a> uling. Enstemt kor i ensom saktesang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>L\u00c3\u00a5nt v\u00c3\u00a5r<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>N\u00c3\u00a5 er det v\u00c3\u00a5r. Fuglene synger. Ingen avstand. De finner sin <a href=\"https:\/\/no.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Makk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">mark<\/a> og lever oppi bark(en). Det mykes litt opp. Men uten <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lilleborg.no\/produkter\/toyvask\/blenda-sensitive-hvitt\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">blenda<\/a> eller vernedrakt. Det blir ikke som ifjor. Formaninger messes. Hagefest og ei barntog. Flate ut. Holde st\u00c3\u00b8 kurs. Dugnaden. Ogs\u00c3\u00a5 lagnaden. Nei nei gutt. Vask deg. St\u00c3\u00a5 der.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00c3\u00a5nn ja, litt til. Bamse m\u00c3\u00a5 v\u00c3\u00a6re hjemme. Ingen klemming. Ikke seks eller syv. Bare fem. Datahjelpen kunne ikke legge inn 2020 p\u00c3\u00a5 nytt. Men snart har vi v\u00c3\u00a6rt igjennom hele kuren. Komputeren er denne gangen oss alle. Hele verden. Historie. Sammen med <a href=\"https:\/\/no.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Svartedauden\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">sortedauden<\/a>, Konstantinopels fall og alt det der. Men ingen nobels fredspris eller medalje.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-13796 size-full\" title=\"En sort svane, fortellende for hele situasjonen. Foto: Martin Meyer, Pixabay.\" src=\"http:\/\/stripa.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/black-swan-122983_1920.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"678\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stripa.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/black-swan-122983_1920.jpg 678w, https:\/\/stripa.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/black-swan-122983_1920-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 678px) 100vw, 678px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For i \u00c3\u00a5r er v\u00c3\u00a5ren p\u00c3\u00a5 l\u00c3\u00a5n. Onkel, tante, bestefar og libertinernes nye <a href=\"https:\/\/no.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Guri_Melby\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">barnehagetante<\/a> vifter med sin pekefinger. Ja. Nei. Kanskje. Vet ikke. Vi f\u00c3\u00a5r se. Last ned en <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JRY3baFA-S4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">sau<\/a>, kast grisene og spis pizza via Facebook. Det &laquo;\u00c3\u00a5rn\u00c3\u00a6r s\u00c3\u00a6&raquo; nok, skarru se!<\/p>\n<p>Artikkelen ble skrevet 22. april 2020, 00:00.<br \/>\nDen ble oppdatert 22. april 2020, 00:05.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I Hververnbukta sv\u00c3\u00b8mmer familien Svane. Tidligere er det meldt at vannet er krystallklart i Venezia. Stillheten. Ventingen. Illsinte ordf\u00c3\u00b8rere p\u00c3\u00a5 sosiale medier. De venter. Alle sammen. Innend\u00c3\u00b8rs. P\u00c3\u00a5 v\u00c3\u00a5ren. Forl\u00c3\u00b8sningen. Renselsen.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13798,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,21],"tags":[2983,3384,1362,3199,28,3380,3083,912,1838,3204,3348,1542,2408,1361,1744,542,916,3292,3382,1754,3347,1503,172,29,603,1320,2380,3379,18,3040,497,61,1079,3349,16,3198,3381,102,3085,334,495,544,494,1916,166,2178,6,1105,3197,2188,3383,1840,3080,3346,3345,101],"class_list":{"0":"post-13693","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-feltloggings","8":"category-stripelive","9":"tag-2983","10":"tag-ar-pa-vent","11":"tag-absurd","12":"tag-absurdia","13":"tag-aktuelt","14":"tag-alt-pa-vent","15":"tag-annerledesar","16":"tag-ansvar","17":"tag-april","18":"tag-april-2020","19":"tag-barnehagetante-melby","20":"tag-broff","21":"tag-broh","22":"tag-bruff","23":"tag-bruh","24":"tag-dagligdags","25":"tag-dagliglivet","26":"tag-dikt","27":"tag-diktstriper","28":"tag-duh","29":"tag-guri-melby","30":"tag-hverdagslig","31":"tag-hverdagsliv","32":"tag-i-media","33":"tag-ironi","34":"tag-italia","35":"tag-livet","36":"tag-livet-og-sant","37":"tag-media","38":"tag-mediastriper","39":"tag-nett-pa-sak","40":"tag-norge","41":"tag-ord","42":"tag-ordforere","43":"tag-oslo","44":"tag-pa-halv-maskin","45":"tag-pa-vent","46":"tag-rablerier","47":"tag-raljering","48":"tag-rett-pa-sak","49":"tag-samfunn","50":"tag-sarkasme","51":"tag-satire","52":"tag-sinne","53":"tag-skriblerier","54":"tag-slo-mo","55":"tag-stripa","56":"tag-tanker","57":"tag-tregt","58":"tag-var","59":"tag-var-pa-vent","60":"tag-varen","61":"tag-varen-2020","62":"tag-venstre","63":"tag-venstrepiss","64":"tag-verden"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13693"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"https:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13797,"href":"https:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13693\/revisions\/13797"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stripa.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}